S  A  G  G  I  N  G …..    Everybody’s Doing It!

Sagging is ultra-exclusive because only the most positive role models

and successful entrepreneurs subscribe to this GLOBAL PHENOMENON!

Only the most influential and dynamic men AND women are

champions of this movement! (That’s why I support and wear this look

as often as possible! Especially on the 3rd or 4th day of wearing

the same underwear! YES!)

It gives you that homo-thug, carefree-and-careless realness 

type tea!

CLEARLY this person is NOT a true SAGGMASTER…Get those damned pants down!

Sagging is my favorite fashion trend! I can’t say that enough!

That  O.G. (Original Gangster, for those of you that lost your

street card) That In Jail and available  look has ALWAYS

been the ULTIMATE!

Come closer…… In private, I model sagging pants for

my hubby and we get life for each other!

shhhhh….don’t tell anybody bitch!

big and small cakes alike…..

 I don’t know what I enjoy more, the wide-legged walk I have

to maintain, or the constant breeze and threat of uninvited

contact!  Or is it the carefully chosen faded and boring boxers OR

the ill-fitting boxer brief!

When I walk down the street and use TWO WHOLE FINGERS to pull my waistline

TWO WHOLE INCHES UP (from mid to upper thigh),

I feel really successful and proud and oh-so-fashion forward! When I stand in front of people

  on the train with the entirety of my ass, covered only by a thin layer

of beaten up underpant realness…..(takes breath)

I am making a bold political statement!

My tastycakes are for everyone to enjoy!

Why do you think this trend has endured and spread throughout

the upper UPPER echelon of American society?

Because!!!!!   It’s the future of the Future of fashion!

Now Focus on THAT!

*SAGGING IS HOW YOU WANT TO LOOK!*

*LOOK HOW YOU WANT TO FEEL, AND THAT’S SAGGING!*

*********************** APRIL FIRST 2012 ************************

This article originally appeared on: http://gaysocialites.com/2012/04/fashion-focus-sagging-the-ultimate-destination/