S A G G I N G ….. Everybody’s Doing It!
Sagging is ultra-exclusive because only the most positive role models
and successful entrepreneurs subscribe to this GLOBAL PHENOMENON!
Only the most influential and dynamic men AND women are
champions of this movement! (That’s why I support and wear this look
as often as possible! Especially on the 3rd or 4th day of wearing
the same underwear! YES!)
It gives you that homo-thug, carefree-and-careless realness
Sagging is my favorite fashion trend! I can’t say that enough!
That O.G. (Original Gangster, for those of you that lost your
street card) That In Jail and available look has ALWAYS
been the ULTIMATE!
Come closer…… In private, I model sagging pants for
my hubby and we get life for each other!
shhhhh….don’t tell anybody bitch!
I don’t know what I enjoy more, the wide-legged walk I have
to maintain, or the constant breeze and threat of uninvited
contact! Or is it the carefully chosen faded and boring boxers OR
the ill-fitting boxer brief!
When I walk down the street and use TWO WHOLE FINGERS to pull my waistline
TWO WHOLE INCHES UP (from mid to upper thigh),
I feel really successful and proud and oh-so-fashion forward! When I stand in front of people
on the train with the entirety of my ass, covered only by a thin layer
of beaten up underpant realness…..(takes breath)
I am making a bold political statement!
My tastycakes are for everyone to enjoy!
Why do you think this trend has endured and spread throughout
the upper UPPER echelon of American society?
Because!!!!! It’s the future of the Future of fashion!
Now Focus on THAT!
*LOOK HOW YOU WANT TO FEEL, AND THAT’S SAGGING!*
*********************** APRIL FIRST 2012 ************************
About Ricky Jones
Los Angelino-turned-New Yorker, I’m about living life and keeping it colorful. “Look How You Want To Feel” is an important part of who I am as it relates to fashion and the options are limitless as long as you have fun with it. Inspired by inspiration, join me!
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