Don’t miss out on the biggest pool party of the year. Come and spLAash this Gay Pride Weekend!
DEFINE “POOL”
a. pool
A pool party should have a real pool.
These are usually found at expensive homes in the hills. And they are hard to get invited to.
They found one. And you’re invited.
b. house in the hills
Los Angeles is famous for these. But they usually have small pools and you can only invite 10-20 of your closest friends. They wanted to invite 1000.
So the “house” is a $65 million dollar estate in a private compound, with room for 1000.
Don’t panic! It’s 12 minutes from GAY WEST HOLLYWOOD.
c. music
You need music for a real party.
Loud music. But what about the neighbors?
This house has no neighbors.
So they’re putting in a 4 point line array concert sound system (the ground will be shaking).
You need a pool party DJ for this. So they added Roland Belmares.
d. boys
This pool party holds 1000. That’s a lot of boys.
Boys in trunks. Boys in briefs. Boys in the pool. Boys on the grass (real grass.)
And they’re bringing a few “lifeguards” to “supervise.” (These aren’t your average lifeguards.)
e. extras
bars and beverages
water guns
frisbee lawn games
a real hedge maze (to get lost in)
SUMMER’S BIGGEST POOL PARTY
SATURDAY JUNE 9th – NOON – 6pm
Get your tickets at LASC – LA Sporting Club, Powerzone or at www.WonderlandWeekend.com
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