Not to be insensitive, but now I may have heard it all. I’ll let the folks at Newspitter.com tell the story in an attempt to maintain professionalism.

From Newspitter.com dated October 12th:

Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba Brazil, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony from his mother, he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would ‘finish’ one and start the next.

The mother’s minor was worried about his urge to masturbate – “He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor”, she said.

On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that…).

The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.

I can’t help but wonder how the teenager’s mother knew that he masturbated exactly 42 times and how she knew the exact time he started.  It seems to me that there is a bit of investigating to do by the cops following this reported death by masturbation.