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Mother says her teen son masturbated to death

Not to be insensitive, but now I may have heard it all. I’ll let the folks at Newspitter.com tell the story in an attempt to maintain professionalism.

From Newspitter.com dated October 12th:

Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba Brazil, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony from his mother, he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would ‘finish’ one and start the next.

The mother’s minor was worried about his urge to masturbate – “He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor”, she said.

On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that…).

The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.

I can’t help but wonder how the teenager’s mother knew that he masturbated exactly 42 times and how she knew the exact time he started.  It seems to me that there is a bit of investigating to do by the cops following this reported death by masturbation.

NASA says they found another planet that is a lot like earth

Scientists say the Kepler spacecraft has uncovered a pnew lanet way out in outer space.  No, we aren’t talking about the all new queerplanet.net!

This new planet, dubbed Kepler 22b, evidently has a lot of similarities toEarth.  Although its really, really far away; the new planet has a lot of similarities to Earth.  Some of it’s Earth-like traits include a moderate temperature (scientists say it probably about 72 degrees there all the time), its rotation around a sun-like star and it evidently also has water.

On the flip side, Kepler 22 has it’s queer qualities as well.  Scientists at NASA believe this planet has mainly water and few spots with solid ground.  In addition, the water is at a constant temperature and doesn’t boil or freeze.  It’s year (if measured by how many times it orbits its sun) would be only 290 days compared to 365 here on earth.  Kepler 22 is also said to be 2.4 times larger than Earth.

The biggest downfall is that Kepler 22 is estimated to be 600 light years from Earth.  However, scientists say they will use technology to listen for movement on the planet that would signify that there is life form there as well.

Online universities have astronomy classes if you want to learn more of these kinds of stories.

Man gets shot in the butt by his dog

A Utah man was evidently duck hunting on Great Salt Lake when his dog shot him on the butt.

While out hunting with a bud, the man was evidently standing a few feet away when his dog accidentally fired his gun and put 27 pellets right in his rear.

Box Elder County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Kevin Potter tells the story best:

“One of the hunters was inside the boat with the dog, and the other hunter was in the water setting up decoy.

The guy in the water had put his 12-gauge shotgun across the bow of their boat.

The dog got excited, was jumping around inside the boat and then it jumped on the gun. It went off, shooting the (man) in the buttocks.”

Potter said the dog did “something to make the gun discharge.  He added, “I don’t know if the safety device was on. It’s not impossible the dog could have taken it off safety.”

Or is it??

The man got the bullets extracted at a local hospital.  Who knew hunting could be such a pain in the ass?

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